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“We, members of the Rockies fan base, hereby request that Colorado Rockies kill Dinger the dinosaur (just the character, not the hard-working actor who has to dress up in that thing for every home game, elementary school performance and
Sometimes a man needs to stake his reputation on a completely irrational prediction, and here's mine: if the San Francisco Giants win seven of the thirteen games they play against the Colorado Rockies, they'll finish ahead of the Rockies mascot – Oh, and the Rockies' mascot, that stupid freakin' purple triceratops reject from The Land Before Time? Are you kidding? Why is that poor man's Barney allowed to stand behind home plate and jump around in the ninth inning?